Here’s something completely different. A Tokyo Flash watch with a leather strap and the familiar yet illegible method of telling the time. There’s instructions to help you so you’re not late for everything, although this watch would give you an excuse.

Metal case and leather strap, date, water resistant and 1 year warranty.

This Tokyo Flash Pimpin Ain’t Easy Watch is £96 reduced from £129 with FREE delivery. Enter – WG5WS – and get 5% off any order (ends 31/12/10).

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Watches Shop – a large range of designer watches of all kinds from classic to sport to fashion.

If you you want bare faced minimalism, no tricks and reduce your wrist decoration to literally hour, minute, second, then meet your next watch.

Subtle, simple, modern and very remiscent of Paris underground clocks…I saw them in a movie once.

Aluminum case, urethane strap and waterproof to 1 ATM. Also available in black, white, dark grey and red.

These Uniform Wares Wrist Watches are £85 and delivery is £4.

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Oki-Ni – great range of designer clothes and accessories.

Really like this Ted Baker watch. It looks like it’s made from the stone of a really old statue or birdbath. The numbers 1, 2, 5 and 10 are normal the rest are Roman Numerals…why? I have absolutely no idea.

Black Ion-plated Steel case, date, water resistant to 50 metres and a 2 year warranty. Also available with a leather strap here.

This Ted Baker Watch is £93 reduced from £110 with FREE delivery.

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Watch Shop UK – fantastic range of watches on a really easy-to-use site with plenty of info and good prices.

Let me say from the outset, I have no idea how you tell the time with this thing. I think it’s Klingon or something but it looks good and I’m immediately diverted by the pretty colours.

Metal case and leather strap, date, 300M water resistant (3ATM) and dated manufacturer’s 1 year warranty.

This Tokyo Flash Infection Watch is £107 reduced from £119 with FREE delivery. Enter – WG5WS – and get 5% off any order (ends 31/12/10).

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Watches Shop – a large range of designer watches of all kinds from classic to sport to fashion.

An unusual hybrid of a watch that appears to be completely digital but the time is actually told via analog hands with the seconds and date in digital.

Resin strap, world time, countdown timer, date, alarm and water resistant to 50 metres.

This Casio Black Square Watch is £40 and delivery is £4.

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Debenhams – the website of the high street department store with plenty of watches for you to gawk at and get yourself into debt.

An unusual but beautifully simple watch with two red dots on rotating discs indicating the time. This makes the watch in change constantly but still providing an easy way to tell the time.

Comes with a soft black leather band and the unisex sized case measures 33mm (1 1/3″).

This Equilibrium watch by Will Harris is £75 and delivery is FREE.

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Watch Me Go – is an online watch shop with a great range of stylish watches featuring retro, vintage, urban and modern designs.

This thing has sprung a leak!

That’s a water bubble in there. Why? I have no idea. I like to think it’s some kinda drunkenness indicator. If the bubble is at the bottom then you’ve probably collapsed in a gutter somewhere.

Stainless casing and a brown leather strap, plus waterproof to 5 ATM. Comes with a 2 year warranty.

This Fossil Analog Blue Water Dial JR1026 Men’s Watch is £55 and free delivery.

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Fossil – the official UK online store for this designer brand.

Happy Christmas WatchGeezers!

Here’s a present you probably haven’t been given, so save up all those tenners and gift vouchers and check out this sci-fi favourite, the future is here on JesusDay…the watch-phone!

Listen to music, watch movies, take pictures, change the clock face, compatible with all networks except 3, Bluetooth, 1.5 inch TFT colour touch screen, 512MB memory can be upgraded to 2GB – Just add your SIM card.

This sWaP Mobile Phone Watch is £249 and free delivery.

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IWantOneOfThose – great selection with FREE delivery on all orders over £50.

This reminds of one of those old 70′s sports cars; the style of a Lambo or Massarati with the muscle of a Dodge Charger. This is a brute!

Stainless steel casing, dark brown leather strap, seperate seconds dial and water resistant to 10 ATM (100 metres).

The Quiksilver Foxhound Watch is £70 reduced from £90 and delivery is FREE. Enter – SMARTGEEZER – and get 5% off any order (ends 30/09/09).

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Surfdome – is one of the best online surf shops out there with loads of clothes, equipment and a good selection of watches.

This is essentially an elastic band with a small digital face on it. Tough and waterproof to 10 metres, this is the ideal, small, lightweight and robust sports watch.

Available in a multitude of colours, from black to pink to green, with each colour available in three different wrist band sizes.

The Breo Sports Watch is £10 and delivery is FREE.

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Surfdome – is one of the best online surf shops out there with loads of clothes, equipment and a good selection of watches.